Love: Today, my best friend showed me his New Year's Eve photos. Girls... - FML

By Mixta - 03/01/2015 04:45 - France - Roubaix

Today, my best friend showed me his New Year's Eve photos. Girls everywhere, booze flowing all over the place and all my friends were there. They still haven't realised that they didn't invite me. We've been friends for seven years. FML

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:49

If it's any consolation, I didn't get invited anywhere either, OP.

NebulaNick 12

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:51

"Friends"

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kevinsagirl2323 8

Friday 6 October 2017 16:04

sweetie they know they didn't invite you. they're not really your friends

OnReceivingEnd 17

Wednesday 31 October 2018 17:08

"Wow, sounds like it was a great party. I wish at least ONE of my so-called 'friends' had actually told me about it and INVITED ME, but that didn't happen. So, do me a favor and tell the people at the party to kindly **** off."

zoelog 10

Friday 23 August 2019 6:07

I hate to tell you this but they did not forget to invite you.

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