Work: Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night...

By uwbeautyqueen12 - 01/03/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By kissandcontrol01 - 10/10/2015 04:22 - United States - Hanford

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By mindy12182 - 29/12/2018 17:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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UKfan97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

its called makeup

kiwibabe021 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

Comments

valuemeal2 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:36

Go buy some foundation. Problem solved.

maddy6 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:40

atleast you'll have an epic story to tell when people ask WTF about your picture :)

transcedental 18

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:03

so what, they don't have photoshop?

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 18:38

Haven't you ever heard of makeup? Alternatively, you could pick or make up a ridiculous costume to match and hope that they force you to reschedule. o/

SAM5000 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:03

make up

Tabbykat9698 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:19

Where the heck do you work where they tip you in pennies? I hate people that do that.

theschweigert 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:34

it was definetley copper. it was the sulfate from in the penny that turns blue. the statue of liberty is corroded. i posted that it was the CuSO4 in the penny, but my prior comment disappeared.

Grotesque 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:16

What, are you too incompetent to use some decent makeup?

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:21

The real FML here is that you work somewhere that you get tips in pennies. By next year, you won't give a shit about your senior photos... but your job will still suck and you'll still be counting your tips in pennies.