Love: Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend....

By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By sauve dino. - 25/03/2016 03:12 - France - Groslay

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML

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Mad beliefs

By GodSquad - 26/09/2013 08:06 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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By Evolution mama - 05/02/2014 19:52 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

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Birds aren't real

By difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

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linstar 13

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:08

I'm religious and I believe in dinosaurs.

CrewBoy 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 9:03

Run before the stupidity spreads!!!!

Comments

cowsaysmooo 16

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:28

I was at the same museum when the same thing happened to me.

Kinsplush 6

Wednesday 8 May 2013 4:10

I'm a Christian, and of course I believe in dinosaurs. But the "Big Bang" has absolutely no proof or explanation; therefore I don't believe it, like evolution and so forth. Plus it makes no sense.

patarthedino 2

Monday 7 April 2014 5:21

Maybe he just came from that one earth timeline where dinosaurs didnt exist and dolphins ruled the earth, dont hate on dimension travellers

zanoty 17

Friday 18 July 2014 8:23

how did this become a giant war over religion the FML doesn't even mention religion everyone jumped to conclusions real fast

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 29 December 2014 0:25

Sad thing is, he's not the first person I've heard of who doesn't.

ItsThisGirl 17

Wednesday 2 March 2016 10:53

The bones on display in museums are actually fake. Real dino bones are too heavy, so they display fake copies and keep the real bones in the back rooms.