Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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DanishTrix 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:38

Ummm, ever heard of online synopsis'? or reviews? Try researching the movie before you go. Also, research some actual ****. I'm sure you'll get a thrill. ;)

gars56 5

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:45

What kind of person researches a movie they are about to go see? I only go to movies that I have seen awesome looking commercials for.

AndyAutopsy 11

Sunday 11 November 2012 20:21

222, Well at least see what it's rated and why it's rated that way. That's usually what I do.

xshowmethehueix 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:38

I'd jack off to both of them anyway, kunis was so hot in that 70s show, and portman is just heavenly. true story.

mmedeiros14 0

Monday 24 January 2011 12:20

Are you old? Did you recently see blackswan? did you sit behind a girl and her parents? if you said yes to all those questions you are creepy.

courtssss 0

Monday 24 January 2011 14:12

hahahahah

RawrGoesTheDino4 0

Monday 24 January 2011 14:32

aha, hilarious

TFNLbosox 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:23

was kunis jackie?!

yusaku02 20

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:20

yes, mila kunis did play jackie

freckles92 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:39

I'm sorry but didn't you see the previews where they like make out with each other? plus why would you see that with your parents? still that's got to be akward ad hell to sit next to your dad during all that!!