By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States
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YDI for not being able to see anything about the girl except that she's fat.
Yo don't fake no moves, Treat it like boxing, stick and move, stick and move I hope apologetic, Or Ima have to set it, And if I set it, The cocksucker won't forget it. Let me jack her, I'll kick her in the back, Hit her with the gat... Do as I do, and live your life using the amazing rap lyrics of Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious B.I.G.) as your guidelines. >:-)
It definitely does suck that some "fat girl" tried to steal your date from you. And it's certainly no help that she was able to pin you down and it's even worse since your date just laughed. Look at the situation a different way: if your date would rather chill with a "fat girl" than you, why do you want to be with him? And if she's so desperate that she's throwing herself at him (and defending against competition), let her be. Find a guy who appreciates you more.
It definitely does suck that some "fat girl" tried to steal your date from you. And it's certainly no help that she was able to pin you down and it's even worse since your date just laughed. Look at the situation a different way: if your date would rather chill with a "fat girl" than you, why do you want to be with him? And if she's so desperate that she's throwing herself at him (and defending against competition), let her be. Find a guy who appreciates you more.
I second that, I'm afraid.
"It won't hurt as much when the skinny chick tackles me." NICE. All other things aside, basically, it seems to me that OP went to homecoming with her date, this other girl (nevermind what she looked like) came in and tried to intervene multiple times even after being asked to politely stop, the other girl lost it and tackled OP to the ground, and OP's asshole of a date cheered the other girl on. It seems OP was right in trying to intervene- who wouldn't? If someone was trying to steal my date, multiple times with no success, I would probably ask them to please leave us alone. And if someone attacked me, I would think that's completely uncalled for while also giving them a good slug in the face. Basically, OP was in the right, and that homecoming night just wasn't her night.
Something doesn't check: He politely asked her to stop then cheered her on when she pinned you to the floor? I think you're leaving out something important, girl. Could it be that you were being super bi*chy and controlling to your date, and when he finally had enough, (because the "fat girl" wasn't actually being a nuisance to anyone but you) the "fat girl" did something he'd been thinking in his mind all night? I think you painted yourself in a much more complimentary light than you actually stood in. :)
Not every guy would. But more importantly, he should have been cheering for the OP since he's her date!
Well, being pinned to the floor by a fat person is a lot more damaging than being pinned to the floor by a skinny stick. :p
Before you turn 30 where your metabolism gets slow, metabolism is based on how much you excercise and how active you are. If you work out, it's fast. If your a couch potato, it's slow. Very few people do have metabolism problems, it's very unlikely that someone is born with a "lucky metabolism". If your metabolism is slow, it's your fault.
There are genetics too. If you're family has a history of being overweight, and having a slow metabolism, you will be most likely overweight and have a slow metabolism, even at a young age. If your family all has fast metabolisms, and are naturally skinny, you are most likely to become skinny as well, and have a fast metabolism. Sometimes people can't help if their metabolism is slow, but they can prevent it from getting slower by being active and attempting to boost it. Otherwise, I agree with everything you said.
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Did someone have to tempt her off you with a McDonalds happy meal?
How did you decide to "intervene"? Probably not a good idea to start shit with people who are double your size . . .