By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
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DocBastard 38

Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

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Anteezy 7

Ah nothing like lying on cool wood with some hard wood. Especially if you're naked.

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Fuck_school 0

this is why doors have locks...

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PROBLEMS99 0

y on the floor playboy like people dont walk in on u

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Wynton 0

naked.......on the wood floor....cell phone....baby voice... you got some weird shit goin on

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afroninjashuffle 0

I too have layed on the floor naked <_< >_>

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d4v07l9 0

haha dam dude ! that's totally emberrasing ,

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angel55033 12

like literal baby voices goo goo gaga? or phone sex type? either way hahaha for you

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Leashaness 5

Your poor mother spends all that time and effort sweeping and mopping the floor and what do you do? You lie down on it and get your sweat all over the place! And then she has to see you NAKED talking like a baby on the phone? **** your MOM'S life! Haha

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