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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Tuesday 9 November 2010 22:28

Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

torrance1221 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 22:08

hahahahaha that's a hilarious image

Comments

Shinygirlnz 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 22:32

Baby talk? BABY TALK??? People like you should be fed to sharks.

hidingoutt7 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 22:47

13 lol

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:03

no on?????

bohls1 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:44

really?.......

mintcar 9

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:05

Talking in baby voices? /Facepalm/

Toriab13 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:08

Been there, without the baby voices thing though. That's just weird, lmao.

GotALife 11

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:28

Ummmmm THAT LIKE PLAIN WIERD............WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT!!!! O YA JUST YOU-_-

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:28

Even though you were laying on wood, I hope you didn't get wood from talking in baby voices with your girlfriend. That would make you a pedo-bear-in-training. How long did your mom watch this spectacle?

Fedora14 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:29

Mom's Facebook post after the scene: Oh my God, my son was lying on the floor naked while talking in a baby voice on the phone. Did I raise this child?