Kids: Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some... - FML

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

That child may very well be the Demon Seed.

zahra_786 19

Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

At least she won't be scarred for life. Heartless child haha.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:39

0.0

Mortoli 30

Monday 24 February 2014 20:16

Well like the saying goes... This girl gonna be a serial killer. Better watch out man lol

YoungDragon030 3

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:26

...Fudgeeee

Wildghost123 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 18:01

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contactsama 7

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:14

Lillith?? Is that you??

PrettyBad 3

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:25

Anyone else notice the bear in the back?

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:59

That is...horrifying.

QuintonCordes 4

Tuesday 2 December 2014 15:42

kids these days...

labaro19 17

Friday 16 January 2015 23:06

Congrats you found the anti-Christ

TallMist 32

Thursday 30 April 2015 22:23

It's raining... It's pouring... The old man is snoring... Went to bed... Bumped his head... ... ... Couldn't get up in the morning. *Cue evil-little-girl-laughter*

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