This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML
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wellesleybanana 0

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

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tick_tock 0

Poor squirrel =[

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ccristinaa 0

wtf #2 stepping off a curb is not stupid nyways that is really really disturbing.

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leero 0

that's really really gross but... YDI for not looking where you were going. hah

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

A squirrel mushed up to the consistency of mud - what a wonderful image!

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icehot 0

Today i was looking for this nut that I dropped when suddenly I got stepped on. I died. FML

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alex_vik 0

ou don't look where you walk?

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Yulia_fml 0

I wonder how long it takes for #14 to get deleted. that really sucks though.

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24788 6

Poor squirrel, he was probably so young. FHL

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24788 6

Poor squirrel, he was probably so young.

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mk1o3o 0

#2, you weren't first... and your comment was pretty fckin irrelevant... how is accidentally stepping off the curb such a "stupid" thing?

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