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By adalia - 19/07/2009 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

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You deserved it 4 958

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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You deserved it 1 804

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Truth bomb

By cdaniel2 - 12/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

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By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

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By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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dawnie1001 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:44

Rape is not about sexual gratification, but power and degradation. Attractiveness has nothing to do with it.

Suckerslap 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:31

At least your brother stood up for you?

Comments

Twinfools2431 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

Hahahaha at least u won't get raped

luv2sing247 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:21

Haha! My dad is just like that! I know that lecture well.

Mignun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:27

Wow, isn't that good that you won't get raped? This is NOT a FML. At least you'll be safe and that your brother cares.

Kx09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:56

he's your brother.

amjbic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:10

ok rapists aren't out searching to find the hottest women on the street. it's been proven that they usually target women that seem weak, with low self esteem that they can easily overpower. so if your brother says that you aren't what rapists are going for, well that's a compliment. this is so not an FML. this is just ridiculous. get over yourself.

thumb_r0ck3r 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:14

Well theres two ways you could look at this. One would be that you should be happy that a rapist isn't gonna go after you. And two is that he's your brother. Siblings usually don't say nice things to each other. So either way your an idiot. This shouldn't be up here.

SirAwesome 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:23

It's okay baby, I'd still rape you. :)

dyld921 2

Monday 20 July 2009 4:52

Hey, he tried to help. You should be grateful.

Twixnumber2 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:22

Hahahahahaha!! It would be even funnier if you went out and got raped. That would show them all! (but srsly, ur bro is cool for standing up for you. FHL for having a stupid sister.)