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By adalia - 19/07/2009 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

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You deserved it 4 958

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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You deserved it 2 349

By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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You deserved it 62 362

By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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You deserved it 30 112

Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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You deserved it 1 804

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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You deserved it 7 496

Truth bomb

By cdaniel2 - 12/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

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You deserved it 4 647

By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 241

dawnie1001 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:44

Rape is not about sexual gratification, but power and degradation. Attractiveness has nothing to do with it.

Suckerslap 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:31

At least your brother stood up for you?

Comments

dspadres 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:46

So what you're saying is you want to get raped? I think you should consider yourself lucky that something like that hasn't happened to you.

doggylover27 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:03

She isn't saying that she wants to get raped, she's saying that rapists are low scum bags who take advantage of other people. Now, if even a low scum bag doesn't find her appealing, who does? It's more of not a situation type of thing than an attractive type of thing, is she not appealing enough for a low scum bag? Better yet, is she not appealing enough for a homeless man?

DSuarez94 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:46

I agree

bethechange_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:54

Wrong, rapists dont care what their victims look like. They just want power. And anyone's bro would say that. Dont take it personally cuz it isnt true.

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:28

Yes and spousal abuse is for people who are really just wusses while forks were manufactured with the intent to make people fat. Surely you see the flaw in this train of reasoning? *Any* occurrence of physical or mental encroachment is a variant of the human need/compulsion to dominate or control.

thelonelylurker 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:03

FYL because you won't get raped? Hmm...

volleyballgirl16 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:06

so the OP is good enough for incest lmao

RPGod 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:08

So you want to be raped?

TheUnnamedOne 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:38

i volunteer

heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:26

your volunteering to get raped in and of itself means you're willing and thus it's not rape..... unless you were volunteering to be the rapist, in which case i hope your balls shrivel up and fall off while you're being someone's bitch in prison.

slipkid 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:08

Don't worry, anyone's brother would say that. Whatever he says don't take it personally, trust me, I have a brother.

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:16

Are you actually saying that you would like someone to rape you? How low is your self esteem?

plexico 3

Monday 20 July 2009 0:29

Alcohol is probably the only way you are going to get any sexual attention, whether it be from rapists or any other male.

sashafierce123 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:33

You guys, chill out, she's not saying she wants to be raped, she's just saying that its an FML because her brother is insinuating she's even out scum bag rapists leagues. Idk it makes sense when I read it.