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TasteLikeChicken - 19/08/2016 13:51 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I was sitting with my girlfriend watching shows when we started making out. Right when things started to really heat up I suddenly burped straight into her mouth, moment instantly ruined. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:08

Always pull away and take care of it.

Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:30

HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa.....

Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:30

HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa.....

mei_esther 12

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:42

hahahahaha... That's cute in some ways.. And that's memorial

leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:08

Always pull away and take care of it.

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Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML

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Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML

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Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML

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Today, after months of hard work, planning, and preparation, I held the reception for my first art show at a gallery. Nobody showed up. FML

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