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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 23:28 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 16 March 2012 5:39

If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:41

Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

Comments

sbmetal17 0

Friday 16 March 2012 5:57

Your life neither sucks not did you deserve a detention because that is just funny hahaha. I would have done the same exact thing.

kei1108 13

Friday 16 March 2012 5:58

Do not follow her terrible and hypocritical example. But in my opinion, I think it's worth it to wait. But to research how to have sex and what things are about beforehand so that you don't act/look like an idiot... ;)

br0ccoli 14

Friday 16 March 2012 5:58

The people who preach the hardest are almost always the biggest hypocrites.

HannahWho 8

Friday 16 March 2012 5:59

Send her a card with a happy message and thank her kindly for always practicing what she preaches.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 16 March 2012 6:07

Hey now she didn't have sex, it was the aliens, they impregnated her with their advanced alien technology in the middle of the night, it was over before she even knew what was happening... Just kidding! She had a one night stand with some guy named Steve, wonder what he's up too