By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar tells us more.

jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

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genius_man16 0

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

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Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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fb_fml 0

Still sounds like you take penis size to be a measure of manhood.

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jpshotstar 0

Not really, its just that it was a very unfortunate coincidence. I think the amount of hair on a guy's chest is directly proportional to how manly he is.

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asdfgkl 0

well ususally that comes after you ask her if yours is too small. that is a very awkward question. you deserve it in my opinion

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kandy_fml 0

Maybe you should just trust your girlfriend that she's telling you the truth. Most of the stuff in those magazines are bullshit anyway. Like someone else said, your life isn't ******. But if you were quick to assume she was lying when she said your penis was the perfect size, maybe it is small. But regardless, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what the size of a dick is. It's how it's used.

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greenrapsody 0

sorry to tell you, but that's pretty true. when you like a guy's dick you tell him it's big. perfect size = small, but at least it means "small and I don't mind because I love you" don't worry too much (and work on your oral and fingering techniques!)

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necomni 0

It's just a magazine. Although your girlfriend is crazy anyway for believing that "everything in the magazine is right."

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countrygal926 0

My bfs penis is the perfect size for me and he's dynamite in bed, and he's about average I'd say.

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DaMiz511 0

#21 ... You know the dick on that site is fake, right? I mean, you made a good point about too large, but bad example because that dick is not real. lol.

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dg72592_fml 0

girly magazines are stupid. most girls really could care less about the size of your penis, I know I don't nor do most of my friends

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BobS24 0

Damn, I was told this to by a girl. Although mine I don't think is too small... 8 inches?

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