By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Dragodon64 0

What kind of idiot sympathizes with a kitten over human? God you people are dumb

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christopherlove 0

Any story that includes the words "attacked my balls" is a good one.

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jackinthebox7865 0

you totally deserved that kittens are so cute and cuddly and playful and i love them and that was just mean i wish everyone who agrees with me could put u under a blanket and fart and trap u in there

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sister_maynard 0

You're a dumbass bully for tormenting a little kitten and even more of an idiot for not even doing it right. Did it eat your testicles?

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doof_fisch 2

I'm sure the kitten feels bad and will offer you a couple hairballs as replacements.

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gingermonster16 0

Shit, good for the cat. Are you a fat lonely kid? Sounds like it.

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alexgisforme3 0

you deserve it for abusing the poor cat. i feel so bad for him (the cat). there is no joke about that shit your doing.

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