Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:30

Buying a new cat toy $5 Buying some catfood $3.99. Having your balls bitten by a kitten after trying to give it a Dutch oven? .. PRICELESS

PJB4466 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:32

Who were you joking with? Your cat? I'm sure he found it humorous...

eric780 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:37

Why. The. Hell. Would. You. Fart. On. A. Kitten.

scateice 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:38

scateice 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:38

FMLgirlx3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:38

You deserve it asshole. Poor kitten. But that made me lmfao. Wow. Hope there's a place where you can get a new sack. Haha (:

Stay_beautiful 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:39

LMFAO!! i read this 10 minutes ago, and im still laughing. Never underestimate the will of a kitten. NEVER!

twilax101 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:45

You dont jack with cats.

thumb_biter 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:46

that second sentence=ydi^5000

Kuroftw 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:51

Owned.

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