Work: Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

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By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Battery

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

well, you kinda asked for that one.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!

Comments

shortgurlsaywahh 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:26

Well you definitely didn't deserve it but you should've atleast corrected yourself once you said it. And I mean if he's hitting on you I'd claim sexual harrassment

smashyy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:27

Hahah. Goshh. YDI Watch what you say next time

smiley_girl 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:28

sexual haresment lawsuit. Lots of money there. haha jk, all my friends are guys so half the stuff i say gets turned around, just tell him you're not intrested

roflbubbles 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:29

#11 is seriously right

awkwardmoments 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:31

you both have dirty minds. i totally would never have thought of it that way. i hope you laughed it off. otherwise, i can see why he's hitting on you.

la6437 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 13:34

Would you? Would you really?

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:32

#11 why are you rambling about pointless shit?

CupidSparrow 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:32

#11 and #15, I've had a guy who couldn't take a hint or an out and out refusal. He asked me out six times OVER EMAIL (not once in person) and followed me around in school. I refused him ALL SIX TIMES, even telling him in person I WASN'T INTERESTED, but he didn't get it. There are those out there who won't go away, no matter what you do.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:33

#11--Might work with some people but there are A LOT of guys out there that would just think she's "playing hard to get" or something and continue no matter how many times she told him to stop and that she's not interested.