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By 2 weeks to get a new one - 14/07/2016 08:24 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was excited to drive my mom to the store after passing my driver's test and finishing my first driving lesson. As soon as she got home, she told me the car was broken into and my permit was stolen. To the jackass who took it, good luck stealing anything from a 15 year old with no money. FML

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passionsbite 17

Friday 15 July 2016 12:45

Idk your mom, but this sounds like the sort of thing an overprotective parent who didn't want you driving would say.

r83839 22

Friday 15 July 2016 19:39

Hopefully 2 weeks is enough time for you to complete the rest of your driving lessons. Not sure how much experience you have driving, but if your first driving lesson was your first time, I can understand why your mom doesn't want you out on the road yet.

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passionsbite 17

Friday 15 July 2016 12:45

Idk your mom, but this sounds like the sort of thing an overprotective parent who didn't want you driving would say.

r83839 22

Friday 15 July 2016 19:39

Hopefully 2 weeks is enough time for you to complete the rest of your driving lessons. Not sure how much experience you have driving, but if your first driving lesson was your first time, I can understand why your mom doesn't want you out on the road yet.

Elgrin 15

Friday 15 July 2016 22:02

What kind of a moron steals a permit?

PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 3:54

I assume her permit would be in a wallet. At least that's where everyone I know kept theirs.

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