By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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You deserved it 81
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Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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yeahiknow0 0

I had to read this a couple of times before I realized what it meant xP

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mintcar 9

Okay, this is gross. Your dad has a sense of humor but it's still gross.

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thevic 0

its all about the swallow, if a chick spits its not kool in my book!

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kder0aeon 9

not cool? would u wanna swallow either ur cum or a guys? thats disgusting.

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NuNew 0

great sense of humor dad, but nasty & funny as hell LMAO:-D

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Quagmire_ladies 9

lmao!! so wrong but ydi for asking.

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cassiebear7652 7

You be lookin gangsta drinkin yo starbucks lol jk

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doink 0

"Make noise for the women that swallow stuff." Your dad is awesome. But I would totally freak out if my dad said that.

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