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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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By Possibly a robot - 27/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I failed a CAPTCHA seven times before completing it. They didn't lie when they said they are making them harder. I don't think I'm a robot, but maybe I should get tested. FML

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Never again

By CreepedOut - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By ctmoto77 - 24/03/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By stupidrobot - 03/09/2015 20:14 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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macrosoft 3

Monday 6 June 2011 1:06

looks like you filled out your personal information really well:)

whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 6 June 2011 1:23

Sounds like your a prick head. just saying.

Comments

parii 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:05

Seems like a rather long CAPTCHA never seen one like that.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 6 June 2011 2:14

u would kno this ^ haha

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:27

Better than "date" "rapist".

Krista835 5

Monday 6 June 2011 2:29

Lord Inglip knows O: Yay to anyone who gets the reference

seanjuro 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:31

I've gotten retard and handicapped

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 6 June 2011 2:44

...It did it on purpose.

lonewolf6613 4

Monday 6 June 2011 2:45

this place is full of jerks lol glad I'm not the only one :)

luvppl 6

Monday 6 June 2011 2:59

awww don't b so negative!!!! I'm in da same boat, so it's aiiight!!!! :)

premiermois 5

Monday 6 June 2011 3:01

I like how you think that's coincidence. Assuming, as much a stretch as it is, that this is not fake.

Skatejock21 0

Monday 6 June 2011 3:02

If it was eharmony, it wasn't lying, it likes to get to know the people really well to make sure of compatibility... so maybe you'll be paired with a depressed loser also.