By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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lesb_lv 0

Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"

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Driinex 0

Why does every ho yay/les yay moment have to bring out the religious fanatics?? Why even bring up religion when we're supposed to be commenting on a single situation that just happened to be sadly hilarious and completely apart from anything even relating to religion??? I've about had it up to *holds hand to eyes* here with religious crap. @Anon Sorry to hear your les yay moment was with a very bitchy les couple. Hope the next one is more successful. ^_^

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Foxears 2

I hate it when people do that. I'm straight, and 0% homophobic. From experience as an artist on DA, there's those kids (9- possibley 12?) that say "I see your straight. Just because Im gay/etc doesn't mean you can judge me!!!!!!11" I don't even know them, and Im already getting flamed. FYL because some people are douches about how ppl think of their sexuality.

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HeyDiddyRandom 0

Lol, this happened to me the other day except it was just a hot chick wearing a rainbow belt. She caught me looking at it and went crazy at me. We're going out on Monday :)

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20yearoldgirl 0

174: You're the biggest moron who ever lived. Your parents definitely missed out on an important lesson - REALITY. Homosexuality is not wrong, or disgusting, any more than heterosexual intercourse. Everyone has the right to follow their heart. Also, your God doesn't exist. I'm not saying God doesn't exist at all, not by far. I'm saying that if there is a God, he wouldn't be a rude idiot who understands nothing about how humans function in society. Got that, sweetpea?

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death779 4

hmmmmmm I love seeing lesbos but hate gay guys.

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Sophella 0

OP, i think that's pretty funny...the fact that she made an assumption about you making an assumption. I'd like to see the look on her face when you told her you were gay. To everyone who says homosexuality is wrong; you freaks! What were you, born in the stone age?! I hate people who have anything against homosexuals. You can help who you fall in love with and I really don't understand why people are so stupid as to think that its wrong. And especially when they blame it on the Christian faith saying 'God hates homosexuals'. That is a bunch of shit. I am Christian and i don't think sexual orientation has anything to do with how you should view people. So your faith has nothing to do with these views, you're just finding an excuse to be assholes.

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