Transportation: Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident...

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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You deserved it 45 030

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:03

dont text while driving YDI bitch

yoourface 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:05

YDI .. -.-

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delightfultwist 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:27

you are lucky thats all that happened. you could have killed someone. dumbass

bvbarmy4ever 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:23

Don't text while driving ya dumb bitch

alleybean123 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:08

Serves you right for texting and driving. YDI.

picturescrazy 24

Monday 9 September 2013 4:22

I got rear-ended by someone that was texting while he was driving. I don't understand why people seem to think it's an okay thing to do while operating a car... YDI

iclark0 8

Monday 11 November 2013 22:36

Wow I'm sorry but you TOTALLY deserved it wow

ayanna_wright 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:30

Ydi for texting and driving bitch

Paws_Cat 29

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:19

YDI for being ignorant and stupid

Um_bye 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 21:18

YDI because you should never text and drive..

MozillaHostile 21

Friday 23 October 2015 2:25

Nobody ******* deserves it more than you.

Karmarocks946 9

Friday 9 December 2016 4:22

More like f the person you hit. People like you shouldn't be allowed to drive

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