Transportation: Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident...

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 620

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 156

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 208

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 320

You deserved it 56 509

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 48 535

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 614

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 346

By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 634

You deserved it 45 030

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 75 643

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 62 649

Bubblegums_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:03

dont text while driving YDI bitch

yoourface 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:05

YDI .. -.-

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MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:22

now you can text about the accident you just caused by texting about an accident!

bigassfish97 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:14

dumbass

j_casa 5

Monday 25 July 2011 10:44

dumbass....

kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 20:11

youve caused even more traffic.

cleio81 5

Friday 26 August 2011 22:31

Ydi! Texting and driving is such a bad idea.

vhivfe 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 4:55

Very ironic

omggtfomi 1

Monday 17 October 2011 11:54

Dumbass that's why you don't use your phone and drive. Don't you have any common sense???

awesomescarlett 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:24

In england that is illegal for this very reason, 3 points on your licence and £80 fine.

LilyZombie 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:29

I rarely vote on FML, but for you, I clicked YDI because anyone texting while driving is a ******* moron.

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:45

I can't believe 3,000 people said YLS. You were texting while driving, therefore you're a dumbass and you deserve it. It's pretty simple.

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