Animals: Today, I realised I am that crazy woman who tries to get the... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By OhNo - 30/04/2016 06:01 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I realised I am that crazy woman who tries to get the neighbors' cats to love me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 570

You deserved it 175

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:12

The first step in getting help for a problem is admitting that the problem exists. Congratulations, you've taken that first step!

GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:36

I'm sorry…what did I just read? You need serious help…FAST, you're one step away from the cat lady moniker

Comments

GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:36

I'm sorry…what did I just read? You need serious help…FAST, you're one step away from the cat lady moniker

Cyrus00 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:56

Now that you've realised you can do something about it... get your own cat.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:12

The first step in getting help for a problem is admitting that the problem exists. Congratulations, you've taken that first step!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Clumsy Pizza Delivery Awkward Health Healthy Lifestyle Poopoo peepee Love Divorce Frustration NSFW Sex Growing old Intimacy My ex Pregnancy Relatable Food Money Work Fire Customers Annoying Kids Family Relationship advice Break-ups Video games Gamers

The Top

The Top

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 904

You deserved it 40 539

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 228

You deserved it 75 659

Could you see Kit Harington as anyone other than John Snow? Well there's no need to imagine it now that Jimmy Kimmel has revealed the long lost audition tapes! (It's a good thing that Harrington landed the role he did. Daenerys doesn't suit him.)

I agree, your life sucks 596

You deserved it 160

Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 843

You deserved it 7 402

Today, my husband was surprised to learn that I am planning on celebrating our daughter's first day at school. He is now pissed that we did not "decide on this together." Who doesn't celebrate their child's first school day? FML

I agree, your life sucks 781

You deserved it 446

Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 749

You deserved it 88