Kids: Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was...

By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Trash talking little dude

By Proud momma - 03/11/2024 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my toddler learned the phrase “Shut up.” He now loudly says it to anyone who speaks to him, including our elderly neighbor, whose only crime was complimenting him on his shoes. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 1:41

Smack that child!!

The_Earth 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:47

something similar to this happened with my son, Pluto, he cursed at me. so i brought him so far away from our home for doing such things and hitting my wife, his mom. why do you think he's so cold and far away and has been downgraded by humans?

Comments

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:18

Freeze, I think iicaptain meant that you told him to repeat Ignorance's comment.

crushedone 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:18

Darlin' I'm sorry little Jim Bob is repeatin our conversashions. But, if youd shut yer hole this wouldn't happen.

jinxthejinx 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:19

This is why, when my daughter is old enough, she will be allowed a ten-minute timeframe after dinner every night, during which she will be allowed to say any bad word she can think of. Any bad word uttered outside of these ten minutes will be punished and/or fined. This takes away the taboo while also enforcing the rules of decency.

Molise 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:31

I like this method better

mariakcee 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:24

I laughed really hard when reading this... but little kids should not be going around with a potty mouth. Discipline him. But it'll still be a funny memory for when he's older as long as he isn't in juvie.