Miscellaneous: Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs...

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By ztodaro - 27/08/2016 01:54 - United States - Key Largo

Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs at 7:50. I had two suitcases, one with my prescription medicine and clothes, and the other with my Xbox. Guess which one I forgot...at least I can play games for a week.

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penguinsgaming 18

Saturday 27 August 2016 20:58

is your medicine really important? if so, call up your doctor and see if he can call in a week supply at a local pharmacy.

One_In_Three 24

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:36

Why did you bring an xbox if you're going on holiday?

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penguinsgaming 18

Saturday 27 August 2016 20:58

is your medicine really important? if so, call up your doctor and see if he can call in a week supply at a local pharmacy.

lukcy_basartd 11

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:33

xbox over clothes anyday, that beast is expensive. Call the airport if you haven't already. They mighta found your luggage.

One_In_Three 24

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:36

Why did you bring an xbox if you're going on holiday?

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