By uwotm8 - 24/05/2015 00:58 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 765
You deserved it 25 435

Same thing different taste

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..,did you really think killing a spider that was on your car with your keys wasn't a terrible idea? YDI

You absolutely deserve it for using your keys . That's just not smart...

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I don't think you should take the term "Use the key to success" to try to successfully kill a spider...

What, were you trying to go all ninja on it with your key-tana?

YDI. I mean, trying to kill the spider with your keys? The rational reaction was clearly to just buy a new car.

paravoz 30

can't you just blow if off?

I was going to say YDI until I saw that you're from Australia. Your spiders are nothing to mess around with. FML for sure.

This is fake.. Know body is that stupid

Kill it with fire... Wait ... Actually burn your car aswell, just to be safe

kittykat1501 31

Don't kill spiders they kill other bugs

The spider was outside. That means there was no reason to kill it.