By uwotm8 - 24/05/2015 00:58 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
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WCARlover 34

..,did you really think killing a spider that was on your car with your keys wasn't a terrible idea? YDI

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devildog562 33

You absolutely deserve it for using your keys . That's just not smart...

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shelzykid 12

Why would you try to kill a spider with a key?

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night_fox1233 16

Why would you think that's a good idea?

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johnny29 14

seriously, op? why didn't you just ignore it...?

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ouijacorn 9

Let that be a lesson, it's bad luck to kill a spider.

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worldclassrager 39

If it's on your car just get in and drive away now if it's on your door walk around a bit then check it again

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russfml 31

Congrats you achieved a new level of stupid

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mclovin22897 15

well now that you failed to kill it, it knows you're after it. Better sleep with one eye open.

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theqcskater88 0

How do You not deserve this. Ydumbso dumb.... glad you keyed your car idiot

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annie_zoo 27

OP might have made a dumb move but you didn't have to be such a inconsiderate bitch about it.

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christinamarie17 29

Why not just get in on the opposite side and drive away... The force of the wind is sure to blow it off... And if not just use gee I don't know some paper towels?

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