Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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stainglassvtv 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:27

second hand fun

ImFukdUp 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:33

haha

jyd62 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:35

nice very nice NOT

ImFukdUp 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:37

I wonder who was havin fun b4 u showed up

Eddy0700 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:36

lmfao.. wash ur face it probably had squaids

ItWasntMeDude 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:42

hahaha 91. awesome

jfarrow9703 11

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:42

ha ha stoopid

kirrkirr92 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:45

lmfao and I thought my life sucked! apparently I'm not the only one having a bad month

GreenappleDancy 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:03

ewww...

dbjb40 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:04

HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?

snipersdelight 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:17

haha did it have all the cream inside

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