Transportation: Today, I'm flying to El Paso. I've been trying to explain that... - FML

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By Itineranthuman - 27/05/2016 19:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I'm flying to El Paso. I've been trying to explain that a flight arriving at 6:00 pm is utterly incapable of getting me on my connecting flight at 5:25 pm, but the ticketing agent doesn't seem to grasp that 5 comes before 6. This is the second time this has happened with this airline. FML.

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C8H18 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 8:26

Time zones, dude. Time zones.

pvtmoore38 2

Saturday 28 May 2016 16:09

Or just don't be an idiot and pick another airline?

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C8H18 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 8:26

Time zones, dude. Time zones.

Cbnotme 20

Saturday 28 May 2016 14:21

Oh yeah, it's a connecting flight, it's not like he'd have land in one time zone then take off from another.

pvtmoore38 2

Saturday 28 May 2016 16:09

Or just don't be an idiot and pick another airline?

LadyAthena 20

Monday 30 May 2016 20:26

I don't know how you managed that because the flight times for connecting flights are listed when you book the flight.

k_cummins 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 10:04

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