By cheeseburglar_9000 - 21/03/2013 01:11 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML
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nanxi 30

'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

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SilentScreamer 12

Your father's a smart man.

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sugarshane007 20

What they didn't tell you is that haad you been a girl, your name would have been Chlamydia.

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Sputnikspak 13

Thanks to my father, I wasn't named Desirée. No money was exchanged, so far as I know. I think we both got the better end of that bargain.

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Enslaved 36

Is that because others thought: "You gotta be, you gotta be bad You gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger?"

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OptimusVader 23

I was about to say, Tesla only makes me think of one of the greatest minds to ever exist. He was an amazing man, I would name my dog after him if it were a genius.

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OptimusVader 23

If your name had been Anthrax, imagine trying to send in admission stuff for colleges! They might not want to open the mail.

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MarissaCristina 13

Anthrax wouldn't be that bad. You'd just have to rock it. Possibly literally.

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perdix 29

#29, you have a conundrum. What would you call your dog until you ascertained that it was a genius?

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PandaMantis 6

I know a tot named Tesla now, for the same reason.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

If not for missing a Y chromosome, I would have been named Buck Dwayne. True story.

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RedPillSucks 31

so apparently any old name wont do... :-)

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