By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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sofad15 0

hahaha )))))) I laughed )))) sorry. Great writing style, though!!

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HannahJoButtons 2

You should shave a reverse mohawk on him!!! That would be funny...or you could super glue his fingertips together, that way everywhere he went for a little while he would look like he was in a meditation pose! LOL

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babybabyy 0

beautifully worded :) but that realllly sucks,

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mariusea 0

You deserved it for beeing a heavy sleeper.

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ManInTheBox89 0

whoever says YDI for being a heavy sleeper is an idiot, its not a choice to be a heavy or light sleeper, its just how one is. Im a heavy sleeper, and if anyone tried to pull that shit on me, oh they'd better be sleeping with one eye open!

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Took me a minute to realise you were victim of a prank. Heh.

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Caayouteepie 0

If i were you, id just shave off the other one as well then draw them on until they grow back. and sorry ur brothers a dumbass.

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ellehcor 0

If it makes you feel any better, I tried to use Nair to clean up my eyebrow shape once and it pretty much ate both of my eyebrows off. Stupidest thing ever. I was only in seventh grade at the time. The best thing was that I decided to do it in the first place because I wanted to look better the next week for school pictures. So, there are hundreds of junior high yearbooks out there with the photographic evidence of my incompetence, yay!

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stripedpolkadot 0

yeah get side bangs. i have side bangs that prettymuch cover up my right eyebrow thats probably your best bet maybe get a fake eyebrow under the side bangs noone will notice its fake if they can only see the shape of it below the bangs

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