Health: Today, I had to get a root canal and a cap put on my front tooth.... - FML

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By TripleDairy - 26/04/2016 17:11 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I had to get a root canal and a cap put on my front tooth. Why? Because some jerk off threw a stick at my face, even though I told him not to, FML.

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:25

Do you really have to tell someone not to throw a stick at you?

megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:14

I hope you sued said jerk for the medical bill

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megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:14

I hope you sued said jerk for the medical bill

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:25

Do you really have to tell someone not to throw a stick at you?

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:03

If someone is about to throw a stick at your face they probably aren't going to stop because of life asked them nicely not to. I'm really sorry the guy was such a dick though. I hope your root canal heals nicely!

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