By kinky - 05/08/2010 00:24 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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turtlemansam 6

Can't you just make up an excuse ?

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allmidnighteyes 10

How the **** do you ********** intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?

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msshaye 0

Has anyone stopped to think that it was a female and she was maybe fisting? (sorry for the mental image)

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bashehm 0

did you watch the south park episode "sexual healing" and decide that you wanted to try that batman costume choke sex thing and your failsafe worked but you fell and dislocated your shoulder, because that's the only way I could see that happening

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KillaK3y 0

stop jerking it sop hard

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alexarose 0

ydi for masturbating in the first place.

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asu28 0

goodness...so instead of busting a nut, you busted your shoulder..

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unibomber189 0

well someone likes the rough stuff, take it easy next time.

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ninjadude853 0

wait, why'd you need to explain it to your parents and not just the doctor? perfect time to use doctor patient conidentiality

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mindeatingpengui 0

it's all in the wrist, is it not??

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