By kinky - 05/08/2010 00:24 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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turtlemansam 6

Can't you just make up an excuse ?

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allmidnighteyes 10

How the **** do you ********** intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?

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perdix 29

Most normal-sized guys get Tennis Elbow from masturbating, while the teeny-peeny crowd gets Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. You, sir, are looking at a promising career in ****!

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RaniDays2316 0

wow, dislocated while masturbating? must mean you're really really good at it... or really really bad at it.

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tohaveandtohold 0

damn u must have been going pretty damn hard!

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ThugNastys 0

lmfao, someone likes it rough.

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dirtyoldman27560 0

not sure how you pulled that off <snicker>, but bravo!

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mycomment 0

you should had lied to them, you fell down the stairs ?

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