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By traloop - 10/06/2017 08:00 - Australia - Ryde

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Nova297 23

Saturday 10 June 2017 1:24

I don't even understand how she got 36

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 10 June 2017 1:38

I hope someone of that intelligence doesn't multiply because her math doesn't add up. I try to subtract people like that from my life but it leaves my family feeling divided.

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1DisGR8 32

Saturday 10 June 2017 1:09

Why would she ever have reason to even believe that in the first place?

Nova297 23

Saturday 10 June 2017 1:24

I don't even understand how she got 36

Mauskau 35

Monday 12 June 2017 12:04

Maybe she was thinking of 1.2

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 10 June 2017 1:38

I hope someone of that intelligence doesn't multiply because her math doesn't add up. I try to subtract people like that from my life but it leaves my family feeling divided.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 June 2017 2:54

Ask her to come over to your place and prove that the answer is 69.

Bman54 19

Saturday 10 June 2017 7:25

Did you ever try just showing her on a calculator?

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 10 June 2017 8:47

You're 17? As in, 10 x 1.4?

James Stephenson 9

Saturday 10 June 2017 17:19

I can't see the post what the ****

jamielusions 19

Wednesday 14 June 2017 15:03

I can't either

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