By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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DocBastard 38

I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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ICastillo 24

Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

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The_F3rris 11

In the beginning, woman told man not to fear the crowd, but instead to picture them naked to cast out his fear. Little did he know it was actually a trick. She knew what would become of him....

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Ressamies 6

picture them all having posted some of the worst FMLs here.

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hateevryone 14

I bet you won't use that trick again.

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slapsface 10

I'm gonna try that and see what happens! Just kidding! Lol

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someguy314159265 15

I think a better tactic would be to imagine that you are giving a presentation to an empty room. I can't understand how imagining everyone in their underwear is possibly supposed to work.

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dhaxor 9

Well if you're horse hung then it's a good thing ;) popularity +150

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SamWGovan 6

It would have hurt like **** if you had been wearing jeans.

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dogger2001 6

I bet you stood and looked at one hot girl for a while, and when she saw that.... uh oh

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