By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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DocBastard 38

I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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ICastillo 24

Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

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doondagr8_1 9

Best kid movie ever? I think so

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missknh101 6

Shy Ronnie!!!! Lol

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pop7467 7

You must have some imagination to actually get an erection

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guiltySnake 16

Kind of foolish for thinking that trick would actually work.

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hobojo69 23

Come on Ronnie, just picture everyone naked... Oh no, Boner Alert... Why did I think you could do this... Haha, This reminds me of Shy Ronnie and Clyde, featuring Rihanna

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emh86 14

Should have pictured them in clown suits :)

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kobelstone23 13

Whenever I try that naked trick I just end up getting distracted by all the naked girls in my brain, so hakuna matata, dude. By the way, look at it as you did the world a favor by showing everyone one of God's masterpieces;)

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kobelstone23 13

I think they should teach the waistband trick in health class. I mean I don't count my caloric intake atleast once every hour;)

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dogpup4 23

I think the audience would notice him fumbling around with his erection.

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