Miscellaneous: Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized...

By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Missed the point

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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Ninja skills

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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By Sad vegan girl - 15/08/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:07

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew do NOT trust your sister ever again!!! And LukeDog, STFU.

dogperiod 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:19

Just what were you eating that you never realized it wasn't ACTUAL cheese? Did you wolf the food down? And hahahaha, it's a bit funny.

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englandrulz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 19:44

OMG!!! That is soooo disgusting!!!! I feel soooooooo bad for you!!!

midwestjerk 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 19:55

Dude. That's disgusting. What the hell did you do to piss her off so badly?

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:24

what is Ped Egg?

shortshan 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:40

Do you live under a rock? Google It!

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:35

Eww dude that digusting! That's like freaking low. I'm sorry. FYL

thepunisher_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:38

wtf? now that is truely ******* disgusting

sparxva 12

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:52

Is food tampering a felony in your state? Nothing says "not funny" like a warrant for her arrest.

joe17857 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:55

get her back... just upper deck her toilet

lilfuzzyizh3r3 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:17

Funny but disgusting at the same time. I also feel kinda bad since you ate that...

MrIrish20 1

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:29

That bitch would've gotten a back hand from me, sister or not. I understand a practical joke but that's just sick.

SookMauNoots 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:42

wow. why would you eat anything someone makes for you after a fight or something

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