Miscellaneous: Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized...

By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Served cold

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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Missed the point

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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Ninja skills

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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Disconnect

By Sad vegan girl - 15/08/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:07

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew do NOT trust your sister ever again!!! And LukeDog, STFU.

dogperiod 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:19

Just what were you eating that you never realized it wasn't ACTUAL cheese? Did you wolf the food down? And hahahaha, it's a bit funny.

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babe7260 30

Monday 4 June 2012 10:44

That Is totally the grossest thing I've ever heard !!!! Would never trust her with anything ever again!!!!

superbubbles 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:28

I would just throw up on her. Lol

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:26

Put nair in her shampoo .

Eamon666 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:37

Goldmember would vacumming that up

iamsophie 13

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:57

That's nasty!

Fitzinator1995 13

Friday 11 October 2013 9:31

megan!

UsernameTaken14 18

Wednesday 16 October 2013 22:18

That's even worse than the dentist snot thing... O.O DELETE HER FROM YOUR LIFE

Lunasis 14

Monday 7 July 2014 10:24

omg ew, I would shave her damn eyes with that thing -.-

ReRage 13

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:39

That girl is pure evil!

Solano2580 24

Monday 7 December 2015 14:18

Well if you really wanted to you could have her arrested for it considering that counts as poison in the U.S.

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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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