Miscellaneous: Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating....

By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Bigblackbunny 2

Friday 19 June 2009 20:07

He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.

WFMS 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:13

why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.

Comments

Gela96 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:06

Why is this an fml when it was a "hot friend" hmm?

bambam243 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:36

Unless u have a blue waffle he prob enjoyed it

chattysoul890 18

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:28

that must have been an awesome view ;)

fuzzybear14 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:01

Smooth move chica

ananth_03 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:36

U r an idiot

Sings4Ever 3

Friday 15 June 2012 1:47

Perv alert

jmcr 27

Saturday 13 October 2012 0:28

He was scared of being caught i would have stomped his face in while he was there

BloodandIce 11

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:33

What's the matter with putting plywood over the hole? Then you wouldn't have this problem.

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 25 January 2013 0:35

hole in the floor?? his friend prob didn't know where the hole lead to, and while wondering suddenly - ******.

gothika88_fml 5

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:10

Duh hole in the floor, you know it's there, common sense would to be cover the hole with a towel and one you weren't planning on drying off with (if you absolutely had to take a bath). I myself would have showered at a friends.