Miscellaneous: Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML - FML

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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Losing my bearings

By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 08:00 - United States - Folsom

Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML

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You deserved it 276

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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You deserved it 377

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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You deserved it 12 032

SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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You deserved it 10 952

By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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Sionnach 10

Friday 27 November 2009 16:32

Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

sLAUGHTERxx 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:21

Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.

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TheRetardTracker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:47

thats funny

huskycheer2015 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:49

Out of all the FMLs that I have spilled and they have been rejected, they were pretty funny too, this one gets accepted? WTF, this one is horrible. You walked into a wall stop complaining, what did you lose? Maybe a few seconds wasted so your schedule was put back a few seconds to make your coffee.

alstonboy 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:50

http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=8de6acfb74b1f7fcc7dd60ce199e48cf

huskycheer2015 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:53

This site is horrible now. It used to be hilarious and now they degrade the site down to FMLs like this? WOw

fridalovesyou 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:54

:D Funny I laughed for two minutes. :D Good job mate!

ElvenMarth 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:09

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol horde got bored?

besad_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:09

I wear a snuggie and like Spaghettios

QJD 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:24

What a way to start the day.

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:15

Who gives a shit!

gal74 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:15

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