By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
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Lotus_Eater 0

You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P

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lesb_lv 0

What a school care if the kid really had 2 fathers?! and yes, agree with #5 :D

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theoldGP 0

#13 is right... that's really weird fro them to call =/ #56 you said it =]

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Carribu 0

and for the guys who don't think girls with short hair are attractive, this universal rule applies: some girls got it, some girls don't. so cool, maybe YOU don't fine it attractive, but a lot of other guys do.

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mercedeslove 0

this is where slapping your child silly comes in handy. Parents these day, to scared to teach their child a lesson

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ello_ello 0

hahahaaha give your kid a high five hahaha hilarious

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anna16_fml 0

its ok when i was little i emmbarassed my mom by shouting in the midddle of a crowded grocery store "WHATS A ******" haha oops i was like 5 after i said that everyone walking by us just slowly walked aaway

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