insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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Shaggy_92 5

he was short on cash

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worldclassrager 39

It's amazing what short people can do...and I can confirm that...

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megan14booth 6

Guess you're a little short on cash eh;)

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gennyv 29

Just cuz he's a midget doesn't mean his weapon is less lethal lol

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