Miscellaneous Today, I got hit by a car while helping an elderly gentleman...

chrisfromCanada - 05/07/2016 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got hit by a car while helping an elderly gentleman cross the street.. Don't worry he's okay though. He pushed me into the way of the car. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 5 July 2016 17:35

I hope he tripped & pushed you by accident. Otherwise, you know what they say: No good deed goes un-punished.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 21:06

what! why? I want more information.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 5 July 2016 17:35

I hope he tripped & pushed you by accident. Otherwise, you know what they say: No good deed goes un-punished.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 21:06

what! why? I want more information.

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