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That's what you get for trying to take a dump on her during sex.
This gives break up sex a whole new meaning.
Was it your girlfriend?
I'm sorry that sucks. I'm sure you can find someone way better (:
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
You were probably so bad and you know what they say, makeup sex is the best.
...are you Ross from Friends?
Shortest FML ever.
Such a minimal fml tells all
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Did you finish?
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD