By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 112
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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xxstealthxx 0

omg, thats awesome. chasing little girls with a *****. "come over here my little pretty, put this somewhere where you feel conformable" lol

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skierguy 0

Oh man, where's the video camera when you need it? This would be perfect Youtube material.

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pezgordo_1 0

then don't leave it lying around. and I wouldn't use that now.. you never know where it's been..

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circayouandme 0

Sword of death? That big huh? Ha ha ha

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I2OI3 0

I used to have a ***** called the sword of death, maybe it's the same one??

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CheezerX 0

LMFAO! man thats too funny. was it liek 17 inches or pounds liek the one that knocked the guy off in youtube or something

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Travestie616 0

Funny how the grammar Nazis are the ones that you'll end up working for..

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kakakaty 0

Ha..I'm sorry..but thats funny!

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misterman2 3

His sword of death probably smelled so bad.

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suaveneanderthal 0

lol # 134 he probably called it that because he thought anyone standing within 5 ft of it would choke and die. And hey at least he didnt bring it to school calling it his lollipop that never gets smaller!!

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