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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:02

You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)

jonnymohio 2

Friday 21 August 2009 20:16

You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.

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Barak_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:52

Dude, your out! she has nothing to do with you. I have one word for you: NEXT! You are a nice guy, nice guys always finish last bro. You have this bug that had been planted in your head, it's my job to debug you! Learn about seduction, move to the next girl. If you want to learn about the world's top seducer here is his website www.franktalks.com visit his website, learn about the dating game and your success with women will go through the roof! best of luck, Barack

shostakovich 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:10

No, go away.

Schooler90 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:13

Maybe she has call forwarding? It's 2009, people can do that easily.

theblueone4 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:20

mmm. well, i agree with everyone else who suggested asking her out again. call forwarding is pretty common nowadays. (i don't have it, but i know many who do.) give it some time, try calling her CELL, and if she blows you off again, then it's not worth it. forget about her, you'll find someone else.

ohshitcock 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:20

BURN!!!!!!

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:22

yeah i was going to say call forwarding. if the home phone rings a certain number of times it'll start calling the cell phone. or something like that, there are a few different variations as to how you can set up call forwarding.

sarah12921 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:27

UHHMM i think that u probly didnt have a shot in hell with this chick. and i bet uve talked to her like once if at all... and im sure u knew before u called her if she liked u or not... u were setting urself up for failure