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By got shitfaced - 14/05/2016 05:07 - United States

Today I fucked up. My allergies were acting up while I was picking up dog shit out of the back yard. I sneezed violently and instinctively tried to cover myself. I ended up slapping myself in the face with the plastic glove that I was using to pick up the dog shit.FML

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jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:09

Well you should never sneeze into your hands OP. Elbows!

snyder97 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 9:26

Why don't you just use a shovel to pick it up? You also wouldn't need to continually bend over

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OlRed 28

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:28

When I get allergies my eyes become really itchy... Hey, at least you didn't start scratching your eyes.

OlRed 28

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:31

When I get allergies my eyes become really itchy... Hey, at least you didn't start scratching your eyes.

OlRed 28

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:49

Sorry for the double comment not sure how to delete it

jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:09

Well you should never sneeze into your hands OP. Elbows!

snyder97 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 9:26

Why don't you just use a shovel to pick it up? You also wouldn't need to continually bend over

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