By inthedark - 09/02/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I found out why my five-year-old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML
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jaydnnx 0

WTF? hahah. that would be quite annoying, I wouldn't take her.

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tweetbaby14 18

excellent parenting this guy is the dad of the year!!!!!!

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aardvarkish 16

OK, so make every tantrum worth a $4 penalty. Next question?

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spez86 0

all I can say is you must be a bitch for this to happen to you smart kid smart husband stupid ass mother haha

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mrwelsh3 0

I bet my dog has a higher iq than you!

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

#26: There is this awesome thing called punctuation and capital letters. You should use it-it would go well for you!

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kissonthelips 0

that made me laugh so hard I almost peed my self

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

A normal mother would not have those kinds of problems with their kid, because the kid would have acknowledged their superiority. However, the kid is rebelling against you because you are an snobbish, ignorant, and all around unliked person. Just be grateful that your husband provided the proper ways to your child on how she should go about venting her anger and unsatisfaction towards you. This behaviour is common in the lesser species of human beings.

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Adrianna17 0

You. are. an. ass. hole.

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mrwelsh3 0

I hope you break your leg.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell her you will pay $4 if when she is with the father she yells out "Hey, mister, stop touching me there!"

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in_the_dark 0

Ah, although it's a pretty awesome idea, I'm leaning more towards making sure that she doesn't accept anymore bribes from anyone.

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tab_ga1990 0

i'd just tell her you can get the money, but dont mean you have to actually do it. He isn't watching you every second of the day. and if he is, get him for stalking because that is just creepy

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